How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

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Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

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What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

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When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

6 Year Old Jokes More 6 Year Old Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

800 Jokes More 800 Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

Candy Bar Jokes More Candy Bar Jokes

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

How does a candy bar laugh?

It snickers