Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license?

Homeless.

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What do Mexicans call a commando?

A Juan man army...

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !