Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

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What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !