Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license?

Homeless.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.