Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

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How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !