What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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