What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.