What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.