What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

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How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what