What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

Oppose Jokes More Oppose Jokes

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!