What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a company that makes Mexicans?

A MexiCo.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Oppose Jokes More Oppose Jokes

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten