What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

What do you call a Mexican pervert?

A pedrophile

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Oppose Jokes More Oppose Jokes

What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.