What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.