What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Oppose Jokes More Oppose Jokes

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what