What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake?

No whey Jose

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Oppose Jokes More Oppose Jokes

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.