What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

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What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"