What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."