What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

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What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

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How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"