What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

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What's worst than one bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What's worse than a talking parrot joke?

The Holocaust.

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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

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What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."