What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

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What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

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Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.