What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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What's worse than a talking parrot joke?

The Holocaust.

What's worst than one bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus