What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why do electricians make good mediators?

Because they're good at finding common ground.

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What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.