What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

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What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin