What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

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What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.

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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

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Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.