What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Who drowns?

The boat.

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.