What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !