What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish