What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks