Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!