Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What's in common between Batman and a black guy?

They can't go into a store without Robin

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

Flatman and Ribbon !

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do fish do when they have cancer?

Nemotherapy

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Disabled.