Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.