Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why did the number 6 cry?

Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

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A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

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Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.