Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

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Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

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What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.