Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

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Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

What do you call an autistic kid that accidentally ate a pot brownie?

A baked potato.

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.