Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

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Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Termite Jokes More Termite Jokes

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR