Termite Jokes

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

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Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'