A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

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What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Termite Jokes More Termite Jokes

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.