A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Termite Jokes More Termite Jokes

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.