What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either