Bar Tender Jokes

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

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What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

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Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common?

I laugh at neither of them.

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What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

How could you be pregnant!?

I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!

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How is a woman like a bar?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back ( )

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.