Bar Tender Jokes

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

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Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

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What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

What did the dyslexic chemist do?

He drank H20, too!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!