Bar Tender Jokes

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

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Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

What is a ferret funeral?

Serious business

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What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

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How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.