Bar Tender Jokes

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.