Bar Tender Jokes

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.