What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

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Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.