What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

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What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

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What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines?

Kit Cat Bar

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

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Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

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How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.