What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

Previous Random Joke Next
Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do baby parabola drink?

Their Quadratic Formula!

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

What kind of explosive is popular with terrorist school-children?

The satchel charge.

Spring Water Jokes More Spring Water Jokes

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.