What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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What is steam?

Its what you get when you put water on my mixtape

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.