What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

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What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water