What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

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What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water