What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

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How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat