What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

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Why don't you see any transgendered parents?

Because they're trans-parent

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

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Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.