What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.