What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.