What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO"

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

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What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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Who loves fast food?

Jared fogle

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.