What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!"

Predator Jokes More Predator Jokes

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.