What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures?

In a photo albumen...

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man