What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's a fireman's favourite drink?

Water.

What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.