What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.