What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an uneven body of water?

An inconsistensea.

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.