Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why is the apostrophe always near an "s"?

Because it is possessive

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What do you call a little kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

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What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

Disney Movie Jokes More Disney Movie Jokes

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.