Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

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A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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They never expect a ring

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What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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Get out of my son!"

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A Sandy Hook survivor.

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A pedrophile.

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Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

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Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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The big hand's touching the little hand.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.