What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

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He thought they were a delivery service

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They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids