What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

Disney Movie Jokes More Disney Movie Jokes

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids