Why'd the band teacher go to jai?

Because he fingered A-minor

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What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

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Why'd the band teacher go to jai?

Because he fingered A-minor

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)