A fork
By looking over your shoulder.
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
Because they can weigh things by eye man.
My ex-wife
When she hands out long sentences.
Because then it would be a foot..
In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
They never stop to ask directions.
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
When other people put two fingers in his honey.
A: FIRETRUCK.
Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!
Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)
Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
K
The 'K'
Send.
Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."
