What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

K Jokes More K Jokes

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

Letter Word Jokes More Letter Word Jokes

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world?

Send.