What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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It started its own branch

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He cut all his fingers off !

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

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With a fork

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You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

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