Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).