Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters