What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why are some girls so odd?

Because they can't even.

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What's a woman's best curve?

Her smile.

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

Gladiator Jokes More Gladiator Jokes

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator