How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator?

Muhammed muhammed muhammena.

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

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What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy?

A: Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets!