How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What is small, bald and wrinkled?

Danny DeVito