How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Previous Random Joke Next
Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call the cool, terroristy Muslims?

Radical Islam

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

Wrinkle Jokes More Wrinkle Jokes

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What is small, bald and wrinkled?

Danny DeVito