Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.