Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Who is driving?

A cop.

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What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.