Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver