Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

What do you call a muslim body builder?

A protein sheikh

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake