Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a drunken Muslim?

A: Mohammered.

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.