Who is driving?

A cop.

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What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!