Who is driving?

A cop.

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po