Who is driving?

A cop.

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Why do lazy people only drive automatics?

Because they're shiftless.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.