Why do lazy people only drive automatics?

Because they're shiftless.

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Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.