Why do lazy people only drive automatics?

Because they're shiftless.

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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...