Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

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What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

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What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.