Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

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Who just threw that?

Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

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Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.