Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.