Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.