What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.