Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

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What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!