Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

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Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!