How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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Which football team loves ice-cream?

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When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"