How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.