How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Who's the most meta player on a Football team?

The PUNter.

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.