Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

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Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.