How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.