How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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Who is the most famous French ant ?

Napoleant !

What do you call a french soul singer?

Beret White

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How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water