How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

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Water...

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Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.