How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ?

Castro bread upon the waters !

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active french armed forces.

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What did the sink say to the water faucet?

A: You're a real drip.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.