What did the sink say to the water faucet?

A: You're a real drip.

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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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What did the sink say to the water faucet?

A: You're a real drip.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.