What did the sink say to the water faucet?

A: You're a real drip.

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How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What did the sink say to the water faucet?

A: You're a real drip.