Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

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Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

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How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.