What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

a hamburger.

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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!