Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

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Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ?

Because it's always a THAI game.

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!