What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

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How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

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How do you address a Black Farmer?

Through his owner.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

Clothing Jokes More Clothing Jokes

What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.