Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How do you pay a quiz master?

with finances.

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.