Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

Parking Jokes More Parking Jokes

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.