Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!