Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

House Jokes More House Jokes

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.