Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?

A: Tally hohoho!

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When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

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Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!