Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.