Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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Why did the blond slap Santa?

He kept saying "Ho Ho Ho" *dum roll - rim slap*

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What does a fern have in its house?

Fern-iture

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.