Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

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How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.