How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

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What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!