How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies"

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."