How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

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Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

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What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

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What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.