What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice?

A ricest.

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What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice?

A ricest.

What do you call someone who strictly prefers white rice over brown rice?

A goddamn riceist

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What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice?

A ricest.

What do you call someone who strictly prefers white rice over brown rice?

A goddamn riceist