How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

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What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

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What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

What do you call a vegetarian?

A hopeless romaine-tic

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Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.