How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

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What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.