What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

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Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

a pilot, you racist

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

They're both filled with white trash. -&y