Worship Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What do you call someone who worships testicles?

Sacrilegious.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

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What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

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Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

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What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss