Worship Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What do you call someone who worships testicles?

Sacrilegious.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Dyslexic Person Jokes More Dyslexic Person Jokes

When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

They're both filled with white trash. -&y

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How did you get into my house?

business.

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.