How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

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What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

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How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.