How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

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How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

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Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.