How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

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How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.