Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
Engage.
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"
Boo, DUH!!!
Because you can't bury them in trees !
A: The leash goes slack.
Because they're already used to being whipped.
Because his wife needs him.
