Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.
About 10 pounds.
The dress is white and gold
A condescending con descending.
You just saw me walk into a closed door.
None, they will keep worshipping in dark.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
Because they're already used to being whipped.
