Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Why is your wife annoying?

Because she is always jalapeno business.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Good Husband Jokes More Good Husband Jokes

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.