What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt."

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

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What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

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How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.