What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver?

Celebrity names dropping.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt."

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What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill