What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."