What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.