What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."